OH GOD, THE CHILDREN ARE HAVING SEX!

OH GOD, THE CHILDREN ARE HAVING SEX!

Call me crazy, but my dogs and I "stumbled" upon this today! The only way I knew how to respond was the way Peggy Gravel does in "Desperate Living," by John Waters. Check below:

Peggy Gravel: [Enters room and goes berserk when she sees the kids] SODOMITES! [Rushes to them]

Peggy Gravel: CAUGHT RIGHT IN A SEX ORGY! FILTHY! DIRTY! FILTHY!

Bosley Jr.: [Crying] We're only playing!

Peggy Gravel: [Slapping them] Is that what you learned in private school?

Beth: Don't, Mother, we're only playing!

Peggy Gravel: [Hysterically to herself] NUDE! NUDE! NUDE! [Suddenly seriously]

Peggy Gravel: You could be pregnant, Beth! [to Bosley, Jr]

Peggy Gravel: And YOU... I never thought you'd rape your own sister! [Suddenly wildly, to no one in particular]

Peggy Gravel: OH GOD, THE CHILDREN ARE HAVING SEX!