Lube 'n' Go.....get off?

Lube 'n' Go......get off?

My car was leaking oil and skipping in a weird way when i would break. So i headed off to my favorite mechanic Lenny. I take him for a quick test drive so he could feel exactly what i was talking about. As i raced down the street, to hit my brakes and for my car to skip, he laughs and says "your car is down shifting, its not skipping". (Off to my side i see a wannabe "sexy" female walking down the street) Followed by - i don't do trannies.
WHHAAT? - just another reason to hit my breaks and for my car to skip again. and then...

well that's nice to know :-/ (what else do you say to a comment like that?) Lenny says"all "transmission problems you have to get serviced at the dealership".

wow... i am glad we got that settled before i thought he was just saying that to cover up a sick addiction that he may have.