Celebrities You Hate to Love: Olivia Palermo's Birthday Party NYC

Happy Birthday Olivia!

You say it's your birthday

It's my birthday too---yeah

They say it's your birthday

We're gonna have a good time

I'm glad it's your birthday

Happy birthday to you.

Celebrities You Hate to Love: Angelina Jolie and Look a Like

"Celebrities" you hate loving!

SCARRY!

Luke Grimes is the new Sundance Kid.

I have been waiting for a new Sundance Kid my entire teenage life!

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Micheal Cera finally agrees to do the "arrested development" Movie!

Celebrities you hate loving!

Michael Cera is finally going to make me happy and participate in the Arrested Development Movie! 

It just would not be the same with that cute, George Michael!

I want to die! WHAT? and then!

I WANT TO DIE!

I work 8:30 to 5 every day! Yeah, sure there is some off time, but its not really "off" time. I prepare patients and families for their ride home and their next journey - if you know what I mean. Yes, I work with hospice. Its exhausting, emotionally and physically, yet rewarding.

So you want to hang out tonight? 

WHAT?

After a full day of death and dying, who has the energy to do anything else?

and then...

Tomorrow is another day for life plans.

Miss Me

What and then

Banker by Week, Barista by Weekend.

This past weekend, along with attending some great parties and giving some quality attention to a well deserved person, I rekindled my relationship with my best friend and cousin, Teddy.

WHAT?

Well, long story short, Teddy an myself have not been as in touch with each other as we should have.  We are family, and sometimes, family dynamics get pretty strong. However, we finally got in the ring and duked it out. She stayed at my guest apartment, which I use for only friends and family, and I expect them to treat it as a hotel.........ie: NO CLEANING! Being the great person she is, Teddy and her husband left me some cash to make sure it would be left in perfect condition. It was early, they had left, and I was craving caffeine; so I walked across the street to at Starbucks. In Manhattan, the Starbucks employees are far from the average Manhattan employee. They all live outside the city and come into the city to enjoy it, but wait on us. I ordered my usual, and handed the guy a $20. He looks at me and says, "This isn't legit."

..........and then!

I just about peed in my pants. Fake money? Is that even possible? I asked if he was sure, to which he replied, "Let me take a look at this in back." I am assuming all Starbucks have counteirfeit money devices to which they can use to check on money. The "gentlemen" comes back and again says, "Yeah, this isn't legit, you are going to have to go to a bank to take care of it." There was really nothing to do.  I was just simply amazed at the well-roundedness of Starbucks employees.  Banker by week, Barista by weekend! Oh well, at least I can laugh about it with my cousin. 

xoFeris

Madonna looking buff at Oscars. was she with Jesus. her twenty-one year old boy toy.

Who is she?

Nicole Richie Pregnant Again Joel Madden Baby Bump Celebrity Gossip Hollywood Rumors

Nicole Richie is starting to look too thin, AGAIN!

NOT!!!!

According to insiders, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden

will be expecting their second child this year!

Congratulations you guys!  People should applaud your accomplishments!

Nicole, you are a true role model for young women everywhere. THANK YOU!

xoFeris

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Mary Kate Olsen Nicole Richie Front Row at Proenza Schouler Fashion Show Fall 2009 Bowery Hotel

Luck be a Lady for Luke!

I think I may die tomorrow! I have finally done everything on earth I have asked to do. 

WHAT?

Last night, while making witty banter at the Bowery Hotel with my cousin, Teddy, and a few old friends, I was pleasantly surprised by my ALL TIME FAVORITE CELEB, Kate. Most of you know her as Mary Kate Olsen. 

and then.......

She left me. 

I still love you Kate.

xoFeris

SCARLETT JOHANSSON: A celebrity I hate to love.

Scarlett Johansson: She really does have a perfect body!

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie love on the rocks with no ice

Love on the rocks with NO ice!

Our Hollywood Insider has just revealed that the couple

of our lifetime is having difficulties with "life."

Brad is acting OCD! Angelina is acting careless!

Faces of Fashion Week soiree at RDV New York Coco Ice T Lil Kim

Faces of Fashion Week Soiree at RDV New York

Just when I thought Fashion Week couldn't

get any better, we were graced by the amazing

duo, Coco and Ice T. WHAT? For the record, 

they are the most normal and good looking 

couple. I was absolutely amazed. 

and then......

guess who walked in? None other than the

Queen Bee herself, Lil Kim......

Lube 'n' Go.....get off?

Lube 'n' Go......get off?

My car was leaking oil and skipping in a weird way when i would break. So i headed off to my favorite mechanic Lenny. I take him for a quick test drive so he could feel exactly what i was talking about. As i raced down the street, to hit my brakes and for my car to skip, he laughs and says "your car is down shifting, its not skipping". (Off to my side i see a wannabe "sexy" female walking down the street) Followed by - i don't do trannies.
WHHAAT? - just another reason to hit my breaks and for my car to skip again. and then...

well that's nice to know :-/ (what else do you say to a comment like that?) Lenny says"all "transmission problems you have to get serviced at the dealership".

wow... i am glad we got that settled before i thought he was just saying that to cover up a sick addiction that he may have.

Michael Jackson, the King of Pop, Auctions

Michael Jackson, the King of Pop, is auctioning his costumes!

Michael Jackson is finally letting go of some of his Neverland treasures. 

WHAT? and then......

Well, it isn't like he is giving them away. They will be sold through Juliens Auction in Beverly Hills this April.

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Chris Brown versus Bobby Brown, Celebrities I hate to love

Chris Brown versus Bobby Brown.

Who Bitch slaps their girl most often?

Do you really have to ask?

Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Kick Off Party Shang Thompson Hotel LES NYC

Mercedes Benz Fashion Week Kick Off Party Fall 2009

Shang, at the Thompson LES New York City

Mercedes Benz Fashion Week kicked off Fall 2009 with a bang, I mean an earth-shattering break!

WHAT?

So many glasses broke at last nights kick off party, held at Shang, that I am positive they are re-ordering an entire new set of tumblers and champagne flutes. With all the celebs in attendance, who cares what breaks!

and then........

Some random person jacked the mic from the MC and started to chant, "Fashion Week is going strong!" and "Yes we can!"

What the eff does that mean?

xoFeris

Happy Valentimes Day, and Happy Birthday Kara Karam. We love you!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KARA KARAM SCHULTZ!

WE LOVE YOU!

HAPPY VALENTIMES DAY....

ALL OUR LOVE,

Our Very Own Valentines Baby!

I love you so much! 

Here is to an amazing 30th!

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Bromantic Brody Jenner, Celebrities I hate to love

BROMANTIC!

Good luck to Luke and Gary.

Tara Reid Post Rehab Cover for In Touch Weekly, hollywood gossip ghostwriter

 

Tara Reid???????

Post Rehabbed Tera Reid is

gracing the cover of In Touch

Weekly, out on stands tomorrow.

Tera Reid isn't dead? WHAT?!

......and then! Cover story!

Who knew?

Rolling with the hommies.

Rolling with the hommies.

So I found the best new route to and from work. As I was headed home, I mean to lunch, I mean to work, I rolled through a yellow. Before I knew it I saw red, blue, and white flashing. "Shit." I pulled my "work" truck into a run down taco shack. It's the kind of place that I always dreamed of being arrested at.

The copper beefs up and walks in stride toward my car..."License and registration Sir."... before I could even get my wallet out of my purse. "Shit, I dont even know where the insurance is in this 'hooptie'." As I give him my license, he looks at it and says, "Oh are you PJ Truble's brother?

"WHAT?!

"Yes, yes officer I am."

and then... "Slow down Mr. Truble," the copper tells me. Before I could even ask him who, what, where, when, how, why, or even his name; he was gone.

I rolled a J and was on my way! Thank God for high people in high states of mind.

xoFeris

Heidi Montaug and Spencer Pratt fake a divorce, Celebrities I hate to love

Genius! A FAKE DIVORCE!?!?!?

Please, I am begging you, please fake a
divorce! No one has ever done that!
AMAZING!

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